Our Vows

Well, as promised, my high school friends delivered some excellent wedding shower "activities!"
One of these activities was a mad lib that Dan and I completed. I thought perhaps we were describing the wedding day and selected my word choices thusly. I'm not sure if Dan was trying to guess the outcome, but he did tell me that he was running out of verbs and started choosing terms used in livestock judging. You'll find the results amusing!

These were read at the shower. Needless to say, I couldn't stop laughing!

Jessica’s Vows

I, your WILDERNESS COMPANION,

take you, MY SHINING STEED,

to be my ENTHUSIASTIC husband,

my constant TEACHER,

my RIDICULOUS partner

and my love from this day forward. 

In the presence of (the) FIANCE,

our PANTS and TREES,

I offer you my GORGEOUS vow

to be your SCRATCHY GROOM

in sickness and in DANCING,

in good times and in (the) BATHROOM,

and in ANXIOUS as well as in OVER-JOYED. 

I promise to WATCH you unconditionally,

to WALK you in your FLOWERS,

to honor and WAIT (with) you,

to SKIP with you and POSE with you,

and to SMILE (with) you for 5 YEARS.

Dan’s Vows

I, BOONE, take you, JGIRL,

to be my STICKY wife,

my constant SHOE,

my HARD partner

and my love from this day forward. 

In the presence of (the) EIFFEL TOWER,

our GEESE and COWS,

I offer you my CRISPY vow

to be your SOFT POLICEMAN

in sickness and in RUNNING,

in good times and in WEST TEXAS,

and in JOYFUL as well as in SAD. 

I promise to WORK you unconditionally,

to PROJECT you in your ROLLERSKATES,

to honor and DRIVE you,

to HANDLE with you

and SLEEP with you,

and to WATCH you for (the) 1990’s.